It’s So Not Easy Being Me

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Hitting the big 6-0 this November, and let me tell you, I am the quintessential scary but fun Scorpio! I have been with my husband since what feels like forever. Including my past life and probably the life before that. We have an amazing daughter together who is my best friend and I am so proud of her. She is my reason for living. She is also living proof that I had done something right. I also raised my husband’s daughter from the age of ten. A little hint of what’s to come. A total spawn of the devil nightmare. You’ll wanna be popcorn ready for the ex-wife and step daughter stories. Lifetime Movie Alert!!!

My three favorite words? “WHAT THE F*CK!” The perfect job would be for Karma’s delivery service; I’d do that gig for free. I totally prefer animals over people. I can’t stand stupidity, although I always find myself standing in the kitchen, and I have absolutely no idea why. Remembering where you left your phone without having to have someone call it… PRICELESS. My life is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a plane. If a thought crosses my mind, it’s definitely flying out of my mouth! I love to make you chuckle at my expense! When I know it’s a lie, I simply reply, “And I’m having Brunch With Bigfoot!”